Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 21, 2014

A wolfie selfie.

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his handWalking through the streets of Soho in the rainHe was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook’sGoing to get a big dish of beef chow meinWerewolves of LondonFacebook

If you hear him howling around your kitchen doorBetter not let him inLittle old lady got mutilated late last nightWerewolves of LondonFacebook againWerewolves of LondonFacebook

He’s the hairy handed gent who ran amuck in KentLately he’s been overheard in MayfairBetter stay away from himHe’ll rip your lungs out, JimI’d like to meet his tailorWerewolves of LondonFacebook

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the QueenDoing the werewolves of LondonFacebookI saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the QueenDoing the werewolves of LondonFacebookI saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’sHis hair was perfectWerewolves of LondonFacebook againDraw blood

Reminds me of an old “Johnny Bravo” cartoon. “Aaah! It’s the werewolf from the theater.”

Wolves are social animals.

Where wolf?

I’ll bet lunar eclipses really mess with werewolves.

Mind if I put you on Instagram?