Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 04, 2014
Transcript:
Rob Wilco: Will you please go entertain Fungo? He's smoking in the living room, it's annoying. Bucky Katt: Yeah, he's good at that. He annoys to within a 2 millimeter tolerance. Rob Wilco: At least go ask him to blow out the window please. Bucky Katt: Yeah, he blows. He blows like one of those factory fans in a music video. Rob Wilco: Just get him to stop smoking it's uncool. Bucky Katt: Un-cool? Man, he's not even un-tepid! He's warm like a Ziploc after walkies!
peggykb9 over 9 years ago
Warm like a Ziploc® after walkies. TMI! Brain bleach!
Varnes over 9 years ago
peggy, I thought the same thing….ewe….
knjhct over 9 years ago
I second that…Fungo is a jerk !
Dave M over 9 years ago
The most entertaining part of this strip is that Conley made sure to include the registered trademark symbol after “Ziploc.”
Ferret-Fever over 9 years ago
Fungo Sguiggley should have his own strip!
katzenbooks45 over 9 years ago
Maybe since Bucky doesn’t like to change his litter box as frequently as he should, Fungo is trying to “air freshen” the place. Just an idea…
zephyr9ne over 9 years ago
Had to google walkie to get that. Not the first time I had to use google with this strip.
Thehag over 9 years ago
‘Warm like a ziploc after walkies.’ Absolutely the best!
felinefan55 Premium Member over 9 years ago
I like how Fungo has the most lovely penmanship and manners in his writing. It totally doesn’t fit with him doing something obnoxious like this.
Mugens Premium Member over 9 years ago
Well Fungo did offer a stogie to Rob first so he can’t be that bad….
starfighter441 over 9 years ago
A 2 mm tolerance? How huge is that then?
2252895 over 9 years ago
I about spit out my coffee when I read that. Priceless.
Arianne over 9 years ago
This is why I’m a Fuzzy fan! Only one reaction to a strip like this: Oh, so good!
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 9 years ago
Warm like a Ziploc® after walkies. Yet another reason to have a cat.
jbmlaw01 over 9 years ago
Darby may be injecting a tempered criticism by equating a smoker with a weasel.
tlynnch over 9 years ago
Since he cleans his own litterbox does that mean on walkies he picks up after himself?
bmckee over 9 years ago
Oddly enough I’ve never found cigar smoke as annoying as cigarette smoke. Sure they stink (particularly the cheap ones) but they have a certainly character to them. Plus no one chain smokes cigars. In fact rating things on a scale of annoying, I find pipe tobacco to be the best, followed by cigars, then Canadian cigarettes, then American cigarettes – they really stink. Oddly enough I feel the same way about their people who smoke them.
Hunter7 over 9 years ago
Ziploc…………. Gross! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…… (breathe in) ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!