Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 30, 2014
August 29, 2014
August 31, 2014
Transcript:
Breezy: I'll need to rub down your leg with warm water... it will help bring the swelling down... Rip Haywire: That sounds dangerous, considering that I swore off women for life, as part of my new adventurer's code! Breezy: Rip, your leg's in worse shape than J.C. Penny! Is being able to walk part of the adventurer's code? Cuz otherwise we'll be stuck in this romantic cabin for weeks! Rip Haywire: C-could you at least put on some sweatpants and hair curlers? Dress down a little!
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
come on Rip, it’s time to rethink that ole code
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I’m not convinced that – down – is where the swelling will go.
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
Considering Red is not wearing shorts it will be him who will be down dressing.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
So Breezy has the guy, while Cobra has the money.…I’m really starting to wonder who has the better end of the deal, here.
timmothyb almost 10 years ago
Tell her to use ice water—lots of salted ice water. That will do a better job with all kinds of swelling but not so much where she will have to warm you up.