Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 07, 2010

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Baby: It has come to our attention that "Tom the Dancing Bug" has been lagging behind other comic strips in the "CUTE SAYINGS" department! Well, we want to be scotch-taped to bulletin boards, refrigerators and monitors TOO! Hence, feel free to clip and post these offerings! IN THE WORST THING ABOUT MONDAYS IS... Realizing that not only are the five days ahead going to be a mind-numbing, soul-squashing, empty and futile charade, but blaming your all-consuming misery on your job is a self-deluding exercise, since even your life away from work has been a relentless series of crushing disappointments and humiliating failures. IF YOU WANT IT RIGHT AWAY, ask someone who gives a flying frig about his job to do it! I don't. Housework is like an open gash on your leg which has been untreated for two weeks and has festering open sores and bubbling green pus on it. They both STINK!