The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 28, 2014

I’m guessing the toilet paper has been through a lot worse.

..and when he starts carping, he’ll be on a roll.

This subject seems to pop up every time they get together…

Now is when the TP mentions the Kardashians.

TP’s response: You think your job’s the worst, but it’s snot.

TP: “Three words… Chili, Cook-off, Port-a-John.”

TP as always, rock bottom or the bottom of the pile!

TP: Yeah Micheal Moore, Montezuma’s Revenge, Mexico.

Well, the TP was a movie star. He was on Star Trek, looking for black holes and Klingons. (Kind of a play on an old job)

The other tissue box had it wore than the first one – His previous employers had been Jimmy Durante and Barry Manilow.

That job really took it out of me!

I guess their comparing who is best at two-plying their trade!

I’m no wimp, but Mr. Whipple always seemed a bit creepy to me….

Considering you’re sitting next to a roll of T.P., I’m going to say yes.