Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 19, 2014
Transcript:
Panel 1: "Nate, you turned that mascot contest into a tong war between you and Artur! Why do you always compare yourself to him?" "I just DO that's all!" panel 2: "EVERYBODY compares themselves to someone else! I measure myself against Artur, you measure yourself against Gina..." Panel 3: "Teddy, who do YOU measure yourself against?" "Jay-Z" Panel 4: "I think Jay-Z's winning." "It's a marathon not a sprint."
peanuts511 about 10 years ago
it would be nice if there was ANOTHER gina and francis face off!!!
Comisftw about 10 years ago
Woah, there are a whole lot of comics from 1993 to 1997 now.
Mopman about 10 years ago
“Tong war”, is that a general term?
Tacos_Supreme about 10 years ago
Ted your losing by a mile
NateNerd about 10 years ago
And Jay-Z coming down the final 100m. oh no, he twisted his ankle and it shall take an hour to heal. But that’s ok. Teddy is 5 miles behind, and is eating at Dunkin’ Donuts.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago
Good point Teddy.
hippogriff about 10 years ago
Night-Gaunt49: Ironically, tongs started out as neighborhood insurance companies.
aneeshbathey about 10 years ago
Finallee, this boring comix week is over. But uh hoo’s Jay-Z? I never herd of him, and I didn’t ever no that he wus Teddy’s archrival or archenemy!
Tater about 10 years ago
Who’s Jay-Z? And I never knew that he was Teddy’s archenemy!
Dyceiretak over 6 years ago
Considering how awesome Teddy is, I think Teddy is winning.
.:. Bear .:. about 3 years ago
imagine if mrs godfrey wins the contest
VMB! over 2 years ago
FRANCIS compares himself to someone? I thought he only did that one time to her because of Nate! (Read the build up!)
21 Savage 6 months ago
I don’t blame Teddy. I measure myself against Justin Bieber all the time
STUFF ENJOYER about 2 months ago
Teddy compares himself to Jay-Z?