Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 21, 2014
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March 22, 2014
Transcript:
Caulfield: The best instrument in the orchestra is the cello, because if you split your pants, no one will notice. Frazz: Are you joining an orchestra? Caulfield: No. I just think of things. Frazz: Have you thought of tuxedo pants that fit? Caulfield: Wait -- I just thought of black underpants.
AlnicoV about 10 years ago
practical considerations, sort of.
gcarlson about 10 years ago
Haven’t listened to Garrison Keillor’s “Young Lutheran’s Guide to the Orchestra” in many years (my copy is on cassette tape), but it seems to me holding the cello between your legs had too much sexual connotation.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member about 10 years ago
Brown underpants come in handy as well.
K M about 10 years ago
Strangely, there is one occupation in this country that dictates the wearing of black underpants, which I find curious since their uniform also dictates gray slacks: Major league baseball umpires. So if the ump splits his pants, it’ll still be noticeable.
98% of females over 9 years ago
That’s racist
robert423elliott about 1 year ago
Racist??? These days, name something that isn’t! Going fishing? The worm is racist. Playing the guitar? The strings are racist! Don’t ask me how, it just is……….IF YOU ARE A LIBERAL. They see the bad in everything. EVERYTHING!!! They are horrible beings!