For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for February 15, 1999

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Woman: Something on your mind, Doc? John: Elly has been on the phone a lot lately and won't say what the calls are about. Woman: That's a sure sign of a surprise party! John: Well I don't want one, and I said so! Woman: Come on. A 50th birthday is important, and people just naturally want to celebrate. John: That's fine. They can do whatever they want to do... As long as I don't have to be there.