Monty by Jim Meddick for October 01, 2008

Transcript:

"...And, as you can see, the female bonobo couples with the male to ease tensions within the clan..." CUT!" "What now?" "Don't get me wrong... I dig the romance angle... but I think these monkeys are going a bit too far for primetime." "But overtly sexual behavior is a hallmark of..." "Maybe we could go with a montage of discreetly cropped, soft-focus, close-ups with a Barry White background score..."