Monty by Jim Meddick for February 23, 2006

Transcript:

"Actually, I feel pretty at home on this cruise ship..." "You may not realize it, but the Montahue clan has a long, noble nautical heritage...There was Commodore Montahue who was the first to..." "OH DEAR LORD! The bulkhead's been breached! Women and children first! Quick Moondog!...Stuff some of this TP in your shirt and follow..." "You backed into the shower knob."