Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for January 18, 2000

Transcript:

"I thought you were going to get a labrador retriever from a breeder! What the heck happened?" "Well, I was GOING to, Gabby...but after some thought, I realized that adopting a dog from an animal shelter was a better thing to do." "Ok, so he's not a pure-breed...but who cares? He needs a home, too!" "Oh, brother! Who are you, Kirstie Alley?" "There is absolutely NO status in owning a mutt from a shelter!" "Don't worry, she's not always this obnoxious."