Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 04, 1999

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June: We're out of milk! Darn! Darn! Darn! Ralph: What's the big deal? I'll go buy more! June: You will? OK, here, let me give you a two-for-one coupon! Also, if you spend $50, they'll give you a free turkey! Ralph: $50? How can I spend $50 on milk?? June: We need other thing, too. Here's a list. Don't forget to show them our "extra value" card! Ralph: Now I know why it was a big deal. June: Here are more coupons! Be sure to ask if our photos are ready!