Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 25, 1996

Transcript:

Ralph: Bad news, Patrick... You failed the exam. You won't be in the gifted student program. Patrick: I know. I took a dive. Ralph: You what?? Patrick: I failed the test on purpose. I didn't want to get put into a class with a bunch of kids who think they're smarter than everyone else! Besides, mom said you'd have been so proud, you would've changed my name to Ralph Drabble Jr. Ralph: Big mouth!