Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 20, 1996

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Patrick: I have to take a special exam today to determine if I'm gifted. Ralph: Gifted?? As in "really really smart??" Patrick: Correct. Ralph: You'll pass that test because you're my son! Any son of mine must be brilliant! Norman: Gee, thanks, dad! Ralph: Of course, there are exceptions to every rule!