FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 30, 2012

If he wants to lose 15 pounds in two days, there better be some listeria in those rice cakes.

He sure takes his pledges seriously since he waits till now to even consider them. I was sure she’d say, ’Rice cakes? Just eat my tofu."

for most of us, resolutions are flexible goals that we fail at.

the stupid flu has knocked about 10 lbs off me in so many days. of course more than half that the holiday extra that would’ve come off quickly anyway. this weight loss plan not for the weak, or the smart…… i certainly would have avoided it given the choice.

He takes pledges so very very seriously that he waits until December 30th to take action on it.

Very easy way to lose 10 pounds of ugly fat… cut off your head.

I resolved to never make resolutions a long time ago.

Every year, I just recycle last year’s resolutions. It keeps things simple.

How to lose 200 pounds of ugly fat:Get a divorce.

Drat, all my ‘lose ugly fat’ jokes have already been used.

It gives friends and family something to tease you about.

Lose weight by eating cakes made of Rice Crispy Treats? I’m all for that!

i get it the rice cake made a resolution and needs to keep to it to learn the real american way =D

I have my own ways of losing weight, and I’ve been doing a better job then Roger.

I actually kept my resolution this year to lose weight and I am pretty happy. For 2013 it will be to keep it off.

I don’t really get the joke in this one.

I resolve to make no resolutions. Darn, I blew it already. Now that we have that out of the way we can move on to more important issues.

it stinks