Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 03, 2010
Transcript:
Irving: Do I seem older? Cathy: No. Irving:Do I seem slower? Cathy: No. Irving:Do I seem clumsier? Cathy: No. Irving:Do I seem crankier? Cathy: No. Irving:Do I seem sleepier? Cathy: No. Irving: Do I seem more inquisitive? Cathy: Well, yes. Maybe a teeny bit more inquisitive. Irving: AACK! Disorientation! Confusion! Brain is ATROPHYING!! Cathy: "In sickness and in health" ...and in the many, many moments of hypochonoria-induced paranoia in between...
Like I always say, Guisewite could REALLY boost her income by hooking Cathy up with a sexy, muscley new boy toy for the summer.
Then she’d have a real reason to shop. It would be a storyline jackpot.
I’ll fill out the divorce papers if Cathy and Irving will just sign them. Or better yet, we find out like we do on soaps that their marriage was never valid to begin with. Then all she has to do is pack his box and throw him out. Instant gratification for everyone.
I laugh so much with these comments. I’ll never stop reading this.