Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for December 27, 2009
Transcript:
Inside the royal palace of Lem… Tunk says, "Life is soooo boring ever since I agreed to that peace treaty with Moo!" Tunk says, "What's up, Ongo?" Ongo says, "I just came from Moo, where I found the entire population is totally preoccupied with preparations for the wedding of Alley Oop and Ooola!" Tunk says, "Thanks for the news flash, Ongo, but I don't see how an Oop an' Ooola wedding would cure my boredom!" Ongo says, "Think about it, King Tunk..." Ongo says, "If every man, woman and child in Moo is concentrated on that wedding, who's defending the borders?" King Tunk says, "Hmmmm..." King Tunk says, "Wait! You know I can't do anything like that! I agreed to a truce with Moo!" Tunk thinks, "And yet..." Ongo says, "With all the activity in Moo, we could take over the country without any resistance, and then all that land and their resources would be ours!" Ongo says, "Can you think of a better way to start the new year?" More next week...