Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for December 31, 2006
Transcript:
Doc and his grandchildren have returned to the present... Northside Homeless Shelter FREE! Holiday Dinner All are welcome "Time travel was so cool!" "Yes! It was the best Christmas ever!!" Back at G.O. Boom's house, Oscar confesses... "You see, I didn't think any harm could be done! My research turned up the story of a shipload of conquistadors that sank in a storm!" "I thought, 'Perfect! They specialized in finding gold, and yet they didn't live to change history!' I grabbed them before they sank and sent them to locations in Moo where I knew there to be gold and diamonds!" "Once they'd filled their cargo hold, I was going to meet them to claim the riches before sending them back to their date with destiny! History wouldn't be changed and no one would be hurt...at least no one who wasn't going to be hurt anyway!" "What about th' innocent Moovians that your plan hurt, Oscar?" "No! I'd never hurt the people of Moo! That's why I sent the conquistadors to a time way before people were in Moo!" "Well, you got it wrong, Oscar!" "You sent them to my time!" "No...That can't be!!" More next week...