Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for October 31, 1999
Transcript:
Guz: Oh my gosh! A gray hair! Umpa: ? Guz: Y'see any more of 'em, umpa? Umpa: well, yes, a few! Guz: Y'know what that means, don'tcha? I'm gettin' old! Umpa: don't worry about it, pet! Lots of older men have gray hair! Guz: There! Y'see? Y'said it yourself! older men! Umpa: So what's the big deal? Aging happens to everyone...even kings and queens! Guz: But I'm not ready t'get old and die! Guz: gadfry, I wonder how long I've got left? Umpa: I'll fix something special for lunch. That'll make you feel better! Umpa: Here, pet, try this! guz: I don't think it'll help, umpa! Life is just too short! Guz: I'm here today and gone tomorrow! oh, woe is me! I.... Guz: Whoooee! Whatcha tryin' t'do, kill me? Umpa: No, I just thought I'd better wake you up to the fact that you're very much alive!