Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for April 18, 1999
Transcript:
Guz: Ah, that must be wazoo comin' with th' dinosaur! Alley oop: hello, wazoo! Man: hi, oop! Guz: Where's th' dinosaur? Man: I couldn't find one! They were all too big or too little! Guz: No dinosaur? guz: Gadfry! Now what am I gonna do? I promised umpa I'd have a wonderful surprise for her today! Guz: She'll be so [sniff] disappointed! Guz: I... I'm sniff a total snark failure as sob a mate....boo hoo hoo Alley oop: No, you're not, guz! look, maybe we can help you out here.... guz: sniff. are you sayin' you swiffle two will pull it? alley oop: Well, yeah, but only for today....right, wazoo? Man: uh, right! Guz: Sniff, thanks, boys! you don't know what this means t'me! Guz: heh! heh! women aren't th'only ones who can use tears to their advantage!