Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for October 31, 1946
Transcript:
alley oop: Yeh..just when I'd given up tryin' t'make her tell folks it wasn't me who blacked her eye, she disappeared! sumpin got her...i don't think it was no animal! ooola: I'll say you don't think...or you'd never have been so dumb as to get involved in the first place! man: aw, oop, you don't hafta fret about who hit th' dame... man: ...everybody knows ooola done it...she confessed! alley oop: eh? you?? you slugged neetah? I shoulda known it! alley oop: I never hit a dame in my life...but when I thinka all th' trouble you've caused me, I think it's time I started!