9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 02, 2016
Transcript:
Edda: Why do you always wear your glasses when we go swimming? Amos: Because I don't like missing you in your swim suit. Edda: Oh. you like it? Amos: It's beautiful. but that isn't because of what the suit does to the occupant. it's because of what the occupant does to the suit. that's why currently your suit is being gorgeous. Amos: And before you tell me i'm being sweet, let me assure you this is pure science. I have been recording my somatic reactions to you for years, and assigning them numbers, and for that, I need corrective lenses. Right now, what you're doing for that suit is a 10.573. Edda: 10.573? amos: that's drop dead gorgeous. Amos: Interlacing of big toes! I didn't think you could do it, but you just broke 11!