9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 05, 2016
Transcript:
Sock: Okay, today i'm posting my comments as 17 year old gymnastics champion who sings like judy garland and shoots like annie oakley. Woman: This is where the illusion breaks down because only with the internet can concela the sad truth that you're nothing but a badly sewn sock puppet with munchausen syndrome and a chubby hand up you cloaca. Sock: Are you saying I ahve a cloca?! Woman: Yaeh! Sock: Kewl