9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 17, 2015
Transcript:
Man: The debate took a dramatic turn when a cat wandered onto the stage and, pausing to regard incumbent and challenger alike, selected one ankle and began rubbing against it. this surprise endorsement took on momentum, resulting in a sympathetic landslide victory. during his acceptance speech, the winner, bearing the cat on his shoulder, hailed the day as a triumph not only for his policies, but as a hope for animals everywhere. Cat: people are doomed! All of them! Doomed! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahaha!