9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 14, 2014
September 13, 2014
September 15, 2014
Transcript:
Woman: I was just looking at this bathing suit. Man: that...is a bathing suit? Woman: Yes. Man: That gossamer wisp of negligibility held together with spiderweb....that is a bathing suit? Woman: Um...well...that's what the label says it is... Man: That merest shred of translucent olyurethane, that textile mockery of women's seaside couture, that veiled collusion of threat, elastic and latent exhibitionism? woman: do you want me to buy it? Man: Isn't that what I said?
