9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 09, 2014
Transcript:
Woman: If martine clocqueur was infatuated with you, why did she leave you in the road unconscious? Man: I let her think she had done it. It was my ruse to slow down the german troops surging into normandy to fight the allies. Woman: And did it work? Man: they tried to apprehend me for interrogation, but I was too wily for them. Man: It's a naked french kid lying in the road, gagged with his own underwear, sir. Man: kick him out of the way.