9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 14, 2014
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what color are your eyes, beenexklo? Blue, souris, nothing gorgeous, mind. just standard issue. What are yours? Blue also. i've been told they are the color of the ocean on a calm, clear day. Of course, I can't trust anything I'm told. War is like that. how tall are you? Six foot four, with broad shoulders, and a smile like errol flynn's. I'm lying, of course. I suspected. Nonetheless, I know I can trust you. As long as that's the case, did I mention that I'm a distant cousin of king george? kiss me, you fool