9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 20, 2013
August 19, 2013
August 21, 2013
Transcript:
Man: And just to entertain your claim of being murdered by the defendant, for what reason would she and sven have had to commit such an act? Edda: because I discovered them while they were engaged in hot, smokin' wonka bonka ding dong amongst the bales of hay that night. Thorax: Let the record show that a hush fell upon the courtroom as every eye turned to undress mentally the awkward, blushing sven, erstwhile odd jobber and veterinary love slave. woman: Why doesn't anybody look at me?
