9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 01, 2012
Transcript:
Edda: Amos' seat int he second row is empty, are you sure you told him? Seth: I left him multiple messages to pick up his tickets at the box office. he mustn't have seen them. Amos: I'd call her, but I seem to have mislaid my phone, I don't suppose you'd lend me yours. Man: You don't suppose correctly, sir. Seth: Where is that jerk? Man: Man, what a jerk!