9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 04, 2012
Transcript:
Seth: Edda, sweetie, you can't be in love with two men at once. Edda: I certainly can. My grandmother did it..it's kind of idiocy, skipping generations like a game of genetic hopscotch. Seth: I hope you weren't dunderheaded enough to tell amos. Edda: Actually, I did..but my mouth was crammed with tollhouse cookies at the time, and I couldn't enunciate. seth: And you never mentioned it again? Edda: I may be a dunderhead, but my mouth is like lightning. It never strikes twice in the same place.