9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 04, 2012
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Woman: Hello. Man: Juliette! Woman: how are you? Still youthful? Man: People abandoned saying I was "Still youthful" years ago. They started saying I was still vigorous and after that "still spry". Woman: What do they call you now? Man: "Still alive" seems to be all that's left. Woman: What would you like me to call you? Man: "father" will do. Woman: Happy to oblige.