9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 19, 2011
Transcript:
Seth: When I met Fernanda, I was already so enthralled by her artistry that she became ravishing to me....you see, I'm not interested in girls, but if one plays an instrument beautifully, or dances gorgeously, I turn into a complete wanton. Everybody thinks I went over to what edda calls "the dark side." Man: Don't tell me about the dark side. I have a crowd of children and one really vexed wife over on the dark side. Man: she sends her best, and says she'd like to spit in your eye, by the way. Seth: Edda calls her "penny auntie." You know. seth: don't laugh. Man: You don't laugh.