9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 01, 2011
Transcript:
Seth: Okay, so what exactly did Fernanda say to you? Edda: She never even dated a man before...never held hands..administered a kiss on the cheek, an embrace in the moonlight...in short... no bammo! Seth: In other words, I plucked the flower of her sweet maidenhead. Edda: Why do you always have to put my words in other words?