9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 16, 2011
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Dear Auntie Ethel, I'm thinking of running for political office. But I'm worried. Do politicians go to hell? Sincerely, Paved with Good Intentions in Omaha Dear paved, Don't worry. Politicians never go to hell. Quite the contrary. Hell goes to the politicians. It tags along, pays for all their meals, arranges tickets, junkets, etc. Don't worry, Paved. If you get elected, you'll be well cared for. Hell knows a bad thing when hell sees it.