9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 28, 2010
Transcript:
Edda says, "So you contend Uncle Roger is gay?" Seth says, "I know he is." Edda says, "But how? What sixth sense are you using? What do you see when you look at him?... An aura? A glow? Does he stand a certain way? Is it how he forms his phonemes? Is it an issue of underarm deodorant?" Seth says, "I know it the way I know you are going to die of tickle seizures." Seth says, "Suggestible tickle peripheral neuropathy. There is no know cure."