9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 23, 2009

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Gran says, "Go ahead, call in a guard, so you can be witnessed in this tableau and thereby become the stuff of legend." Gran says, "Otherwise, the next thing you say to me had better be polite, and prominently feature the word 'please.'" Commandant says, "I iddsist you let go of by doze..." Commandant says, "........Please."