9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 19, 2000
Transcript:
Amos says: "After years of social typecasting, I've become acclimated to the role of the bespectacled school-weirdo-geek-dweeb... ...But in college that will change." Amos says: "Suddenly I will become the universally acknowledged incipient valedictorian, 4.0, summa cum laude, brain trust, and you...You'll be known simply as 'DUMPSTER GOD.'" Amos says: "You may now poleax me." An extended fist appears. Amos is in the distance. His glasses and shoes have been knocked off of him. He says: "No pain, no gain." Edda attends to him.