9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 25, 1994
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gran: The yule log is burnig. the chestnuts are roasting, happiness and eggnog are spilling over with equal glee....time to spread a little christmas sneer....if you had tried harder with your marriage, maybe edda would have two parents at home for christmas. amos: clinically speaking, I take issue with her...you cannot be to blame for the breakup of your marriage. amos: after all, any man who could fall out of love with a person so smart and beautiful and wonderful would have to be a jerk. edda: did you give my mom a christmas present? Amos: yeah. edda: What did she do? amos: i think she broke my sternum.