9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 31, 1993

Transcript:

amos: do you think people will really know you're catwoman? Edda: Of course! how could it be clearer? Amos: we could drag along a litter box. I blew my savings on this catwoman costume, but it was well worth it. knock knock knock knock trick or treat voice: Look, helen, it's juan valdez...and mr. peanut. edda: mr peanut wears a monocle and a top hat, you simpleton, not to mention a huge, pocked shell! voice: Look, helen. it's juan valdez and...uh...zorro? 1/2 hour later. wait! wait! don't tell me! audrey hepburn in "funny face"!!! a...a burnt match?! Edda: I'd like to toilet paper this whole neighborhood! Voice: Look! it's juan valdez and his mule! woman: Who toilet papered you?! Edda: I did!