Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 20, 2011

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Max & Doug Adventures Doug: Wow! We're out on the open sea! Max: What's great about a baby and a small talking animal alone on a boat? Max: It's a macabre horror. The Maroon Avenger Maroon Avenger: Is it insane to stalk the streets in crime-fighting garb? Maroon Avenger: Not in a world gone mad... Police Officer: There he is! Police Officer: No, it actually is quite insane. Maroon Avenger: Can I lick you? Thomas Edison, 2011 Thomas: Eureka! I've done it! Man: You've invented another productivity-enhancing device? Thomas: No, I developed a new content aggregator to maximize web traffic! Dr. Doctor, M.D. Dr.: Good news, Mr. Turner. Mr. Turner: My tumor is benign? Dr.: Even better! It's benevolent! Mr. Turner: Huh? Dr.: Right now it's in the children's ward, making balloon animals. Dad's Stupid Boy: The toaster's broken. Mother: Don't tell your dad! He'll try to fix it! Mother: And you know he'll make things worse! He's incompetent! And stupid! After the Rapture CARTOONS Hey, anybody see what happened to the priest I walked in here with? Anyone? ...Hello?"