Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for March 15, 2018

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Ghost 1: I just received what may be a candidate for the best randomly generated spam subject ever. Ghost 2: Who's selling what? Ghost 1: We are cordially invited to purchase under priced spite from one bogumil hochtine. Ghost 2: Oh that's compelling. I'm low on sprite, and this hochstine fellow sounds trustworthy. Ghost 1: And it's underpriced. You can't get spite for less than that. Ghost 2: Let's do it. I'm in for twelve. Ghost 1: Twelve what? Ghost 2: Twelve spites. Whatever. Here's my credit card.