Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 18, 2017
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special exclusive thanksgiving day parade preview all-in-one float. salutes peace, plenty, blessings of liberty, dalai lama & george gershwin. shringers road rage review. interminable marching band that isn't playing anything yet. faulty rugrats balloon deflates & must be pushed bodily down parade route. arrival of santa.
I remember the Interminable Marching Band!
And those elves running along with Santa’s limo? —They’ve all got Uzi’s tucked under their pullovers….