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1. 1 day ago on B.C.

   If the bird sang all those songs, then the tortoise would want the bird to leave. But right now he is stuck.

2. 1 day ago on Brewster Rockit

   No, but he likes to sniff young girls hair. And he did shower with his daughter. He has said that if your want to work at 7/11, then you need to speak with a foreign accent. Oh, and cannibals ate his uncle.

3. 1 day ago on B.C.

   Sing one of these songs.

   You Light Up My Life. By Debbie Boon

   Your Got to Kiss an Angel Good Morning. By Charlie Pride.

   I Like to Build the World a Home, and Furnish it with Love. By the New Seekers.

4. 2 days ago on Peanuts

   Golf is a sport where white guys, dress up as black guys, and chase after a ball.

5. 2 days ago on The Lockhorns

   They both have great sex. And nobody else will have sex with either one of them. Now picture the both of them in bed naked. Just picture it.

6. 6 days ago on Wizard of Id

   They are dead Jim.

7. 9 days ago on Annie

   It needed to look like an accident.

8. 11 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   What about the coyotes? How are their feet protected during the summer?

9. 12 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   If you know Susie, like I know Susie, you need to see a doctor. —-Johny Carson

10. 14 days ago on B.C.

    A queen ant can live for 15 years. Every day during those 15 years, she will be laying eggs. When she dies, the colony will die soon after.