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1. about 16 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

   So do I, RAT, so do I…Dan aka…

2. 3 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Speaking of red eye, that’s a GREAT flick!!!! Dan aka a TRUE Wes craven fan!!!!

3. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   We can thank the writers of the television show, House, M.D., for giving our friend, Stephan Pastis, the “seed” of an idea that blossomed into that wonderful metaphor!!!! Dr. House would be so proud!!!! Dan aka…

4. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   And NOW, of course, Stephan pastis can have company the next time he ends up in jail; it’s just too bad it has to be one(1) of his “creations,” i.e. PIG, when PIG ends up in jail after the end of this comic strip!!!! WAH!!!! Dan aka one(1) VERY sad fan!!!!

5. 8 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Unfortunately, due to my SEVERE chronic illness, I guess my “box” would say, “AGE 46” “I clapped too hard, and now both of my hands are painful and have signs of SEVERE swelling!!!!” I suck, I really do. Feel free to “start” the mocking for this, “mama’s crystal boy,” pathetic shell of human wasted flesh!!!! (Beat that, basilbruce, I dare you!!!!) Dan aka human garbage!!!!

6. 10 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   This is JUST pure, unadulterated, non-scents!!!! Dan aka…ps bazinga!!!!

7. 11 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   The one time I was allowed to be a boss I was way, way, way too nice; I let all the employees I was working with go home because they didn’t feel like working; I told them to come back when they felt better and would feel well enough to work. Not a single employee I had “power” over came back and said they were well enough to do the job…Oh well, I guess I’m just a sap for a sob story!!!! Dan aka…ps that story probably also explains why I was never put in charge of other people ever again!!!!

8. 12 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I have enough evidence now to prove why RAT has to live with PIG, and the former isn’t true, as now it’s proven that RAT can be just as stupid as PIG!!!! It’s a wonderful, awesome, and symbiotic relationship as roommates!!!! Dan aka…ps YAY!!!!

9. 16 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   CUT TO: the liquor cabinet, decades later, (like in the movie, Sarah’s key) a skeleton with a baseball cap on its head wearing a white t-shirt and blue jeans!!!! Poor Stephan pastis…Dan aka…

10. 17 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Uh, it used to be the ghostbusters, but, since they use a landline, I think it’s been disconnected, so, instead, I think I’ll call buffy the vampire slayer!!!! Dan aka…