Everybody wants to change the world, but nobody wants to change the freakin’ toilet roll!
If you don’t have wrinkles then you haven’t laughed enough! (That’s what I liked to tell myself anyway!)
I like to spell karma “Karm-ahahaha!”
I usually go with “I’m sorry… but you’re wrong and I’m right.”
I could be a morning person if mornings happened around 1pm
As long as you end it with “have a nice day” then you’re still a good person!
Who else would I call when I need my clothes ironed?!
This is my favourite past time whenever I feel like I’m having a bad day!
Can it do the moonwalk yet?
After one too many I find it a bit too hard to read anyway, put the books down Aunty!
Everybody wants to change the world, but nobody wants to change the freakin’ toilet roll!