In fact, it appears he just added to them.
That’s the story of my life: another day, another damn.
In fact, it appears he just added to his regrets.
I used to wear a watch every day. It was a fundamental part of my wardrobe/accessories. I have a need to know when I am.
Until I retired. Now I no longer wear a watch. Who cares when I am, as long as I am!
nomorobo.com provides a service (provided in cooperation with phone service providers) that will catch robot/computerized phone solicitations at the first ring. It works. The number of annoying phone calls we receive has dropped by 60%.
Now if only they had a service to block calls from in-laws.
If you need the meaning of life, invest in a copy of the OED. or use WordWeb, which is, all things considered, proof positive that there is useful software.
That’s all there is.
Anything else is what you make up for yourself, or allow others to make up for you.
I used to own a 1969 Fiat 850 Spyder (ok, ok, stop laughing out there). It was very small. My wife (120 lbs) and I (190 lbs) were more tightly packed together in that car than we ever have been during sex.
Note I said owned. I never drove the thing, as it was, after all, a 1969 Fiat 850 Spyder. Driving it was not an option.
Whatever you do … don’t ask for the hotdogs.
Ever the optimist.
At first I thought he said “sandbass,” and I wondered how fish were gonna help.
Oh, now, that’s just … just … I mean, you just took all the fun out of oral sex.