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1. about 7 hours ago on Dick Tracy

   As long as Jeff Dunham, the ventriloquist who owns this car doesn’t show up in the story, it won’t be the worst. Sadly, he joins the club of comedians who used to be a laugh riot go right-wing over the last decade.

2. about 8 hours ago on JumpStart

   Probably because Marcy is in her target demo. Also, unless you’re rap, death metal, or a male country act, you can give me free tickets and backstage passes all you want, and I’ll be thrilled. Tickets are expensive as hell. I’m not a Swiftie, and I’d have to watch from backstage because I’m a single, straight 49-year-old man, thus an automatic creep to most women, but I’d thank her profusely for that offer.

3. about 8 hours ago on Clay Bennett

   I know your handlers haven’t given you your talking point on fighting inflation, but I’ll ask anyway. Since the US has one of the lowest inflation rates of the entire world, just exactly how is your Orange Fuhrer going to lower inflation without collapsing the entire global economy leading to massive deflation during a repeat of the Great Depression? Slapping tariffs on everything like he tried last time won’t do it. That’s why the economy was rapidly slowing down before the pandemic. Republicans are terrible for the economy and have been since Nixon.

4. about 8 hours ago on Dick Tracy

   Probably only the outside so if it’s an inside panel they’d miss it. A lot of the old cars, they’d use the inside door panels to hide the loot, and it’d take a few screws to take them off so they wouldn’t bang off. With the electrical wires all over the place in modern cars, you can’t really do that anymore.

5. 1 day ago on Dick Tracy

   Well, now we know where the hidden treasure ended up. Honestly, a car that ended up in a museum would be a pretty safe place to hide the loot. Nobody touching it to knock the hidden panel loose.

6. 1 day ago on JumpStart

   Depends on if it’s actual exhaustion or as everyone said yesterday it was too many pills. The concert was in a few days. Exhaustion can be fixed in a few days with plenty of liquids and rest. Detox on the other hand takes longer.

7. 1 day ago on Nick Anderson

   There wouldn’t be any protests on the campuses by now. Because the Orange Fuhrer would have used our military to completely flatten the entirety of Gaza in about 20 minutes after Hamas launched their attack. Now, there might be a few protests about the Iranian War we would be in the middle of and how nuking people just because they’re Muslims is wrong. But most of those people are going straight to camps by this time next year if the Orange Fuhrer wins so there likely wouldn’t be too many protests. Fascism is going to come quick and hard. Vote Blue.

8. 1 day ago on Clay Bennett

   Make no mistake, if the Corrupt 6 give the Orange Fuhrer any immunity, there will be no Democratic Party nominee in 2028. Just like every other 3rd world s-hole country where the opposition gets eliminated or jailed, they’ll announce their candidacy then vanish within the week. That’s why his lawyers keep bringing up eliminating his rivals. Because they’re going to if it’s made legal. The fact that the Founders overthrew a king and a tyrant so drafted the Constitution to prevent that from happening again doesn’t seem to matter at all to the Corrupt 6. Hope everyone who stayed home in 2016 because of the emails is happy now. But you don’t get to say your life never meant anything. You got to directly contribute to the end of Democracy. And that goes for everyone who doesn’t vote for Biden in Nov. too.

9. 2 days ago on JumpStart

   How? She owns and runs the hospital, and Marcy is the head nurse. Now, if she tells Joe, that’d be a violation if it happens before the media reports it. People understand HIPAA about as well as they understand the 1st Amendment.

10. 2 days ago on Clay Jones

    Democrats want every single person to be able to live their best lives. So, no, we wouldn’t recommend anyone eat your pos Orange Fuhrer as they’d likely contract something fatal. Or just end up sick for a week. Republicans on the other hand want only the 1% to thrive and take everyone’s money with the rest of the country either in bondage or serfs.