Recent Comments

1. about 2 hours ago on Crankshaft

   Insert “beady-eyed nitpicker” comment here.

2. about 2 hours ago on Crankshaft

   He’s actually in today’s strip, but you can’t see him because the word balloons are covering him up.

3. about 11 hours ago on Crankshaft

   “Will the actual story arc be worse than my worst fears?”

   Yes. The answer will always be yes. Even if your fears become worse, the actual story will still be worse.

4. about 11 hours ago on Crankshaft

   Or his money laundering operation. I’m not entirely sure yet.

5. about 11 hours ago on Crankshaft

   They’re each worse than the other. It seems like a paradox, but it’s Batiuk’s gift for dialogue that he can make every sentence he writes worse than every other sentence he has written or will write.

6. 4 days ago on Crankshaft

   What instrument is the woman next to Mort holding? (And is she even holding it? It kinda looks more like it’s just sitting on her lap, since her arms appear to be at her sides?) It looks like the body of a violin, but don’t violins normally have a neck? What even is that thing?

7. 5 days ago on Crankshaft

   Whenever you think Batiuk can’t get any worse, he will ALWAYS prove you wrong.

8. 7 days ago on Crankshaft

   “Who thinks this strip is funny?”

   “NOT ME!” “IDA KNOW!”

9. 8 days ago on Crankshaft

   Zanzibar The Talking Murder Chimp?

10. 9 days ago on Crankshaft

    Just wait until these two 75-year-olds discover you can buy ENGLISH MUFFINS in a GROCERY STORE!