Ha. yes, we dealt with that once or twice. In the end two medium pizzas. One with ingredients, one just a plain cheese. Funny, the ingredient pizza died first.
Just before the High Hand of Dr. Fouchi came down, we had just installed bidets (cold water only) in all of our toilets. Didn’t even notice that there was a shortage, until we looked at the grocery shelves.
And to think, this comics was first published almost 30 years ago. And could have been published another 30 years before that, and it would still be true.
And yet, Michael marries Deanna, his elementary school sweetheart.