Well, whatever works
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The boring answer is it’s “situational irony”—like how a friend got the highest score on a workplace safety test and gloated about it, only to get into his car and immediately hit a parked car
I could have sworn she was South Asian (from India or thereabouts)
Yes, the possible kid from the future will definitely remind him to punish her later
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I think that’s a stretch
Depth takes a holiday
“I have invented responsibility”
“You messed up a perfectly good kid, that’s what you did. Look, you gave her anxiety”
Makes me wonder what the punchline is in languages where her name is not Phoebe
Well, whatever works